Saturday, December 11, 2004

Beep-Beep: Everything You Need To Know About Road Runners

Looney Tunes didn't quite give you the whole story. Road Runners are about the size of small rabbits and can be found in the southwestern portion of the United States. In places like New Mexico, their corpses are stuffed and can be bought as fuzzy vacation keepsakes by the armload in souvenir shops. They run so fast that they defy gravity.

1 comment:

Kat Sagbottom said...

This taken nearly verbatim from a slightly drunken holiday party with the officemates. One native Albuquerqian (as in Albuquerque, New Mexico) is going to bring me back a stuffed road runner the next time he visits his homeland. Oh. Joy.